Portal Gun Shop

Portal Gun 2.0

It’s great! Trust me!


Sold Out


Stephen Hawking

What a piece of junk. I pressed the button a thousand times and nothing happens!!

Michio Kaku

I was super excited when I bought this portal gun. But it took more than 2 years to arrive. During that time the portal gun 3.0 came out. Now I’m stuck with version 2.0 and everyone is making fun of me..

Albert Einstein

I wanted to create a portal to Stephen’s time travel party, but I ended up at a Kardashian party!! I want my money back!

Neil deGrasse Tyson

They sent me the portal gun from Aperture Science. This is not what I wanted!